Virgo Pet Horoscopes
(August 23 -- September 22)
Virgo pets are very finicky, and they like things exactly like they want them, and no other way. They're so loving, though, it more than makes up for their picky nature. Wondering what's in store for your precious pet this month? Here's everything you need to know about your pet's horoscope.
All Pets - Horoscope
Saturn is orbiting near Aquarius this month giving plenty of frustrations to all water pets be they fish, amphibious or even puppies who like to play in your sprinklers. Relax and take these little quirky behaviors in stride as they are just adjusting to the warm weather and are looking forward to some milder autumn breezes. Around the 10th expect some good news for all those breeding their pets as you will have some new additions to your animal family in the very near future.
Dog & Puppy - Horoscope
No more dishrag doggie! Today is your day to put your paw down, perk your ears up, and be heard! Perfect your bark, and that pesky mailman won't be laughing at you anymore! You have what it takes to be a leader. Howl at the moon to show the world that you are serious!
Cat - Horoscope
The constant bathing of yourself and your brothers is beginning to get on your parents nerves. They don't care if you aren't meticulously clean every minute of the day. The hairballs from the resulting baths are having the opposite effect, actually. Find a game to play or look for the elusive flashing light on the wall some more. If you keep bathing yourself silly, the hair will be completely gone from your backside in a matter of days! Your brother is tired of it too! Light Days: 9, 17
Kitten - Horoscope
Broaden your horizons today, kitty! Take a chance on something new, and don't think before you leap! Today is the day to ignore your practical inclinations; change can be good for you! Venture out, catch a lizard, and bring it home. Won't mommy or daddy be surprised!
Show Dog - Horoscope
This month will be hard for at least one of the members of your family. Your helpful and kind nature will be greatly needed. Lend a paw here and there and if one of them needs it, be the rock to lean on. How many times have they picked up your poop? It's the least you can do. You may feel like standing in front of a crowd, but it might not be right for your master to go to a show. Learning how to open the cupboard may lead to treats, but will also lead you straight to the cage and an upset stomach. Others know your worth and will try to get your attention, shake paws and be nice - you never know who you'll meet. Best Paw-Shaking Days: 3, 13
Bird - Horoscope
You've been keeping a sharp eye on that new man your parent brought home for dinner. He seems to keep showing up and will continue to eat the celery stalks meant for you out of the fridge. Keep being patient and she will let him know eventually that those are for you. You were her first choice and she won't forget you, even if she says gaa gaa words to him instead of you. You will be rewarded for good behavior. Bad Celery Days: 12, 16, 26
Horse - Horoscope
Feeling depressed and don't know why? It's February, you're feeling lonely and you hate the winter. Some months are easier to bear than others, and this happens to be one of those hard months. Winter can really play with the mind in a bad way, remember who you have instead of who you don't and it will help you through the cold days. Let yourself have fun when out on the path, it's not forbidden to enjoy. Your rider does a lot for you and he/she loves you very much and will understand if you need a hug. Good Bonding Days: 6, 13
Reptile - Horoscope
Fleet of foot, you are across the sand and to the next problem in a moment's notice. This is good because if the problem is too much for you to handle, you are just as fast to get out of the way. This month presents you with problems big and small, some yours and some not. It is up to you to dodge the really hot places and find the shade where you can deal with the issues in a calm and cool manner. When others ask for your help, you should at least point out the best solution if they are blinded by the sun--before you run off to the next one. However, don't try and be a superhero, it's a big desert and can easily overwhelm you. Good Shade Days: 5, 13
